You Don’t Hate Selling. 

You Hate Writing Sales Pages.

Meet Saskia your sassy sales page copywriter living inside ChatGPT who interviews you, pulls the brilliance out of your brain, and turns it into a conversion-ready sales page in minutes. 

No bro-marketer energy.
No greige template copy. 
You. But sharper.
You’ve got an offer.
It’s good. 
It works. 
Your clients get results. 

But your conversion relies on you constantly creating content to explain your offer or filling your diary with disco calls.

Because you threw some words on a website and called it a sales page.

If it's not selling for you, it's not doing it's job.

Now, how does this sound 
 
You open Saskia. 
 
She starts asking you proper questions. 
 
Who is your offer specifically for? 
What are they secretly panicking about? 
What have they already tried? 
What will they never admit out loud? 
 
You answer her with voice notes. You ramble. You overshare. It's all good.

And after 15–20 minutes you have a structured, emotionally intelligent, persuasion-backed sales page draft that's going to:

Build desire before logic 
Handles objections before they arise 
Justifies the price 
Speaks directly to your dream client 
Sounds like you, instead of a robot in lipstick 

Gone are the days of staring at a blank Google Doc. No more copy-paste Frankensteining from three templates. No more “I’ll launch when the page is done.” 

You launch because the page is done.

You didn’t start your business because you love marketing funnels. You started it because you’re good at something.

Coaching. Strategy. Wellness. Design. Whatever your thing is.
 

But now you’re expected to know buyer psychology, understand awareness levels, write long-form copy, sound confident but not pushy and sell without sounding desperate.


Woah. It's a lot, right.


You’re juggling clients, kids, maybe ageing parents, possibly one foot still in corporate
You tried using ChatGPT. It gave you: “I help passionate female entrepreneurs transform their lives.” Groundbreaking.
You bought a template. It sounded like someone else wearing your clothes.
You don’t want AI to replace you. You want it to amplify you. And you definitely don’t want to admit you’re using it badly. 
 
You want to know how to extract what’s in your head and turn it into persuasive copy. Because right now that’s costing you sales.

Saskia the sassy sales page copywriter

£77. One time payment. 
 
No subscription. No portal maze. No complicated setup. 
 
You get a private link. You open her inside your ChatGPT account. 

Free works (but output will be capped per day) . Paid works better. That’s it.

"Eveniet quam natus et commodi minus consequuntur enim iure magnam nam fugit voluptas."

Samantha
CEO / Founder

“But isn’t Saskia just ChatGPT?”

Nope. Not even close.

She doesn’t wait for you to “prompt better.”
 
She interviews you. Like a real copywriter would. 
 
She pulls out: Emotional drivers, hidden objections, desire language, transformation details, real-world tension

(all the stuff that you'd have to spend A LONG TIME learning)
 
Then she builds your sales page using a structured framework that hooks your dream clients fast 

She builds emotional momentum and introduces your offer strategically. 

She handles resistance and creates the right type of urgency.  

No random paragraphs. No AI mush.

I know, I know. She sounds too good to be true

Why £77 Is Actually Slightly Rude (In Your Favour)

Let’s compare. 
 
A decent copywriter? £2,000–£5,000. 

A “budget” one? Still four figures. 
 
You? Not ready to commit to hiring one. 

Because every decision is considered.
 
Saskia isn’t here to replace copywriters.
 
She’s your interim unfair advantage. 
 
She gets you 80% of the way there In under an hour, without killing your voice.
  
You tweak. You refine. You launch.

And you start making money instead of thinking about making money.

Let’s Be Blunt

How many offers are sitting in your head right now?

How many sales have you not made because there’s no proper page to send people to?

If this helps you sell one £297 offer…It’s paid for itself nearly 4 times over.

One £1,000 offer? We’re not even having a debate.

Here’s How It Works

Buy Saskia for £77. 
Receive your private access link. 
Open her in ChatGPT and start the interview. 
 
You answer. She builds. You edit. You sell.


Why listen to me?

Hey, I’m Funnel Fay — your behind-the-scenes strategist for building funnels that convert and make business fun. 

I've spent 25+ years in brand strategy (Branson and Buffet were past bosses), and today, I help online service biz owners build sales ecosystems that scale without burning out. 
 
I built Saskia from client demand... Lola (my lead magnet coach) and Mimi (her big sister email copywriter) have been downloaded by thousands of coaches and course creators. 

They came at me asking for a tool to help then write sales pages (as they loved mine so much)

And there's nothing I hate more than seeing crappy sales page out in the world.

Here’s What You Get When you buy Saskia

Lifetime access, installed directly in your free or paid ChatGPT account 


Pre-loaded copywriting frameworks I teach in my paid programs (yep, the real ones) 


The choice to write a new sales page or improve an existing one


The option to create a video sales letter script to enhance your sales page further


 Super easy, non-techy setup in under 5 minutes 


  All for a one-time payment of just £77 and she's yours for life.

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Mimi is a mini but mighty AI email copy coach and she's Saskia's little sister!

Mimi can write all the emails you need to welcome, nurture and sell to your audience. She evens writes newsletters.

She's trained in pro-copywriting techniques and sales frameworks so you never have to think about how to write email copy again!

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